Fashion Week: Dress Smart!

Fashion week is here!

I provide this week as a service to humans everywhere. As everyone knows, or at least everyone in the animal kingdom, humans dress very poorly. In an attempt to look like animals, humans do some outrageous things... For example, they try to look like animals:



Ummmm... you're not fooling me...

Though at least that's better than trying to dress animals up like humans:


Ummm... yeah.

Well, thanks to my owner's good friends at One Horse Shy, we now have a corrective to pervasive fashion senselessness seen among humans.

Introducing: Smarty Wear!


Now this is an opportunity to celebrate the animals you love without being ridiculous.

You can see some other samples over at this Cafe Press site. The shirt was originally created as a Christmas gift, but they kept multiplying on their own... Apparently they're a big hit with the younger generation, since they are "classy, yet modest."